Ho Ho Ho! To Rik, with knowledge so grand, At Philips he thrives, a helping hand. His home, a masterpiece, crafted with care, A “know it all” legend, beyond compare.

This book of hypotheticals, a challenge so grand, To test your wisdom, across the land. Expand your horizons, with knowledge so grand, A “know it all” legend, forever will stand.

Merry Christmas, dear Rik, may your spirit take flight, And may joy and contentment, forever ignite.

• Santa Claus 🎅